I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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