therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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