I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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