it's like iHOP with fire
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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