Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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