I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
