Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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