I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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