this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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