Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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