My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Drake has all the answers
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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