Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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