I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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