people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Fuck appropriateness.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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