Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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