I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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