yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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