You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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