were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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