idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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