you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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