I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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