The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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