This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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