idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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