i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Randomize
