he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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