I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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