I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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