My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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