hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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