you traded sex for a burrito?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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