Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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