yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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