Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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