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(913): View more from Kansas

if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad

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(661): View more from California

Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"

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(513): View more from Ohio

i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home

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move.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.

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(850): View more from Florida

That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.

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(+61): View more from Australia

PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

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