i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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