Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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