It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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