Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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