if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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