Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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