Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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