Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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