marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
