so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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