try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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