Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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