She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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