Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
