Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I love you. Go after that dick
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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