How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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