That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
