i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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